nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be so
h a r d oh take me back to the start
Either the life police guys have no standards or they’ve just gotten really good at ignoring me.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all. If you cannot help yourself, then kindly, surgically remove your mouth. Here, I’ll help you.
Chins are just elbows for your face
wacky waco for saint laurent
note: grail worthy
you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.