nobody said it was easy, no one ever said it would be so 
h a r d
oh take me back to the start

myhairisnotafirehazard:

Either the life police guys have no standards or they’ve just gotten really good at ignoring me.

myhairisnotafirehazard:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all. If you cannot help yourself, then kindly, surgically remove your mouth. Here, I’ll help you.

myhairisnotafirehazard:

I swear 

Chins are just elbows for your face

sirromdrawde:

wacky waco for saint laurent
note: grail worthy

sirromdrawde:

wacky waco for saint laurent

note: grail worthy

bashermoriarty:

Andrew Scott and Faye Marsay about Pride (28.08.14, London)

bashermoriarty:

Andrew Scott and Faye Marsay about Pride (28.08.14, London)

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

headfirstforieros:

you and your fall down guys and chemical reactions

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

Renai Circulation (English Ver.) by 【Lizz】「 Lyrics by Y. Chang 」

rukeprease:

Renai Circulation English Ver. 

【Lizz】「 Lyrics by Y. Chang 」

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